Retro Gaming Setup

LIFE IS A GAME
(WITH BAD UI)

INSERT COIN TO START

> THE GLITCH

Why can you grind for 8 hours in World of Warcraft but can't focus for 20 minutes on Excel?

Simple. Games give you Immediate Feedback Loops (XP Bars). Real life gives you Delayed Feedback (Paychecks).

To win in 2026, you must reskin your reality.

> SELECT YOUR CLASS

Choose your productivity archetype to see your base stats:

>> WAITING FOR INPUT... <<

> THE QUEST LOG

Stop writing "To-Do Lists." Write Quests.

  • Main Quest: The big project (Write the Book). Reward: +1000 XP.
  • Side Quests: Emails, Chores. Reward: +50 XP.
  • Boss Battle: The task you fear most. Must be done first.
TIP: If you fail a quest, do not quit. Just respawn tomorrow.
START NEW GAME >>